25 Funny Mom Quotes You Will Absolutely Identify With

Sometimes, a little bit of humor can go a long way, especially in motherhood. So put the kids to bed, take a few minutes to yourself, and enjoy these 25 funny mom quotes you will absolutely identify with. You may find yourself laughing out loud at these quotes. But if not, they will definitely bring a smile to your face and a little cheer to your day. And, you’ll know that you are not alone!

25 Funny Mom Quotes

Many of these mom quotes I made up on my own. Some with inspiration I’d seen online, others out of personal life experiences I would say. I will specify those quotes that I did not create myself. However, of those parenting quotes I am sharing here, I was unable to find an original author. Most likely because it’s a general thought or saying that moms say often and cannot be attributed to one person! So it will just be specified that I am not the original creator. 

I think we’ve all heard or seen this motherhood humor a time or two, or something very similar. But isn’t it true that we can never be reminded too often?! Speaking of…

Every. Single. Time!

*Side note I’ll slip in here about the dreaded “what’s for dinner” question. If you have a hard time deciding what’s for dinner every night, meal planning is a great option for you. If you get overwhelmed at dinner time, meal planning is a great option for you. And I can help. Check out how I can help here.

Is it super dorky for me to say I don’t really have anything to say here? I just thought it looked awkward without words in between each of these funny mom quotes. I mean, we can’t all be queens at this blogging thing. Just being transparent with you. This is mom life.

Mamas are you surviving out there? I know working from home while kids do remote learning at home with you can be a huge challenge. I just want to say you’re rocking this! Even on the days you’re not rocking it, you’re still rocking it. Mama you are strong. You are amazing. You got this.

A little more parenting humor headed your way

These next few quotes could fit into the more general parenting humor category. Although I will say, I tend to think they lean heavily to the side of funny MOM quotes. But we’ll give the Dad’s the benefit of the doubt here and say they may encounter these at times themselves.

This is not an original quote I came up with on my own, but I related to it so much, I had to include it.

Again, not one I came up with on my own, but I laugh so darn hard every single time I read this one. Give yourself a break mama, you’re doing a good job.

I felt a little clever when I wrote this one because it is SO TRUE! I’m sure someone else has thought of it before me, but it’s not one of those popular parenting memes you see out there all the time, so I went with it.

Full on mom brain right here, and this is 100% me. I hate to admit it sometimes. Is there such thing as Dad brain?

Toddlers, they’ll get you every time. And no, this quote is not original to me.

How about some funny quotes for women?

Once again I believe these 100% apply to a majority of the moms out there, but I’m pretty sure there are many women could identify with these, mom or not.

Nope, didn’t come up with this one on my own, but be honest, has it ever happened to you?

I’m not the creator of this hilarious quote, but I may be guilty of it.

What is it with women and their purses? I wish I knew, maybe then I wouldn’t feel like I’m always carrying a ton of brick  over my shoulder. Author unknown for this little funny quote for women.

Anyone else? No, just me? Author unknown.

And now back to those funny mom quotes you will absolutely identify with

I’m not so sure about this one. Is it funny or a dream come true? Either way, I didn’t come up with the quote myself.

Pretty sure I could roll my eyes at this one. Although that’s only because I have short hair. 
If I had long hair I know I’d be just as guilty.

Raise your hand if you identify here!

Uhm, I may or may not absolutely identify with this one. Do you think it still works when they’re teenagers?

Trip to Target without the kids anyone? This is not an original quote I came up with, but we all know it’s true.

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Why are these funny mom quotes so darn accurate?! And where are my emojis when I need them! Not the author of this quote, but I did make all the pretty designs. Check it out, with Canva you can make anything look good.

All the YES right here.

Guilty as charged. Side note, I did not come up with this one myself. Side note #2, this does not work on teenagers.

hand claps all around. Best one yet! I’m totally using this one. Do you think the kids will go for it?

Isn’t that the truth? We can change our minds just as often as the toddlers!

I hope you got a little chuckle or a laugh out of these 25 funny mom quotes. Did you identify with any? If not, I think I might be worried about you as a mother. But seriously, isn’t it nice to know you’re not alone and other moms absolutely identify with how you feel? Keep your eyes open for another post coming with inspirational quotes for moms. For those days you just need a little encouragement. My favorite thing in the world is supporting other moms and letting you know you’re doing a great job. So mama, you’re doing a great job.

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